• WELSH FOLKS: Anyone who is from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and can prove it, stays for free! Anyone who can pronounce it properly - gets a discount!

  • KIWIS : - do you know Taumata? If yes - and you can also pronounce the full name properly ....you'll get a discount too!

  • OWNERS of MISPELLED TATOOS: We know that a mispelled tatoo might be one hell of a bad thing..so please use a discount of 15% - after revealing this mistake made by an idiot.

  • ANYONE ELSE: Please bring us something from your country, region town or village. Something characteristic only to this place and in gratitude we will think of something to make your stay even more enjoyable.